Archive for the ‘rants’ Category

Lobo [1.2]

Lobo, rants: October 16th, 2008

[1.2] - Basics of Alchemy: Coffee and Tea

Augustine, 32nd
9:02 am

Dr. Lobo has certainly earned his vile reputation. I’ve never before in my life met a more manipulative man so self-centered and antisocial. Most of the professors at the university are pretty bad, but Lobo is king among his misanthropic peers. If I didn’t need [...]

Lobo [1.1]

Lobo, rants: October 8th, 2008

[1.1] - Departure

Augustine, 32nd 2551 Post Ancient,
year of Lori
10:32 am.

Dr. Thomas Gideon is a man of the sciences, as myself, but like two opposing poles of a magnet, where my practices encompass the natural arts of Alchemy and biological studies, his passions lie in the world of machines and infused magic. Disjunct as our professions [...]

Deeds Per Inch

rants: August 28th, 2008

Through no genius of my own did I fix my scanner. About a year ago it stopped working and I put off finding a solution until last night. Needless to say, I “fixed” it. Though to prolong the life of the bulb and save energy somehow, I’ve set it to something called “PowerStar” mode — [...]

Podcast 002

rants: February 10th, 2008

The Soylent Studio Podcast returns with a larger cast in a longer session with slightly more interesting topics. You can download it here. Enjoy.

Kittens

rants: January 26th, 2008

While I was shopping for school supplies, I couldn’t resist buying a sketch pad. On breaks it’s become something to do that doesn’t involve a computer. Not much in there now, but here’s something. It was a felt tip pen test. The main problem with the cheap one I got is the ink likes to [...]

Podcast 001

rants: January 21st, 2008

Josh and I have recorded a mini-prototype podcast…. thing. You can download it here. Warning: podcast 001 may bore listeners TO DEATH. In the future we’re going to include more interesting, talkative people and a bit more preparation. Enjoy.
-Hale

Podcast 001

rants: January 21st, 2008

Josh and I have recorded a mini-prototype podcast…. thing. You can download it here. Warning: podcast 001 may bore listeners TO DEATH. In the future we’re going to include more interesting, talkative people and a bit more preparation. Enjoy.

Beerlephant

rants: January 17th, 2008

Just forcing myself to write SOMETHING for a change. This is a draft of a scene from Stationary Revolution.
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“I like to count the bubbles in my beer. There’s a very strict bubble quota that must be maintained.” Dave had his hand on the glass, spinning it gently, observing with complete focus. He was silent for [...]

Think “Sunday strip,” just… with more Thursdays.

rants: January 11th, 2008

Everyone who’s seen the latest Hamstucto strips has had the same reaction. “Where’s the color?” Some have gone so far as to ever-so-lovingly DEMAND I color the strips. To this, I say, I love you, but give me a minute!
Likely the color will return in the future, but for now, I’m trying a new style [...]

Of Hamsters and Humans

rants: December 25th, 2007

Well you’ve been deprived of the world’s most devious Hamster. WHY?! you ask? I could throw down a list that even your kindergarten teacher couldn’t shake a stick at. Said list could consist of creating and customizing the TofuStyle, 2D Robots, Dr. Hamstructo and Mr. Dot sites, passing my classes and maintaining a 4.0 GPA, [...]